The Only Time I’ve Worn All White

This is the most white I have ever worn in my entire life, and probably will ever wear. I don’t intend on wearing white if I ever get married. ONLY FOR CYCLING WOULD I WEAR THIS MUCH WHITE. By the way, these are the sun sleeves I am wearing. Determined to not go through another…

Dear Abby Quandry

I read Dear Abby almost every day. Went to the page to catch up and saw the below new articles: My first thought was ‘OH! Bike related article! Cool!’ and RIGHT before I clicked it I saw the next headline. Woman Refuses To Give Lover The Kind Of Pleasure He Wants How do you NOT…

Cat Attack!

I’ve caught kitties eating my cycling food before. I got a random flat tire the other day and couldn’t figure it out; just caught my cat CHEWING ON MY BIKE TIRES!! DAMN RAT! So I quickly put the bike on the bike rack, knocking some cycling clothes onto the floor in the process. What does…

Wherefore art thou, puncture in tube?

Yes yes, I know ‘wherefore’ means ‘why’, but I’m going to use it BOTH WAYS. Or as they say on the cooking shows, “wherefore, two ways’. I went to go ride today and I had a flat tire. I’ve been having some fails in the bike maintenance department, so this just caused me to get…

Technology Fail, Humanity Win

Been on my new thyroid meds for about a week and finally feeling alive again! So I decided to go biking on Saturday and was met with a series of FAIL. 1. Was at a friend’s house who said he had a bike pump. He had the $15 Schwinn foot pump, which works OK on…

Holiday Gift Guide for your Cyclist

That time of year is upon us!! When delicious food tempts you from all corners and societal pressure mandates finding the perfect gifts. Here are some gift recommendations for that cyclist in your life. Or for yourself – because that way, you KNOW you are getting what you want under that tree! *cough* Santa! *cough*…

The Male vs Female Bike Gear Model

While flipping through Road Bike Magazine a few months ago, I came across the ‘gear for chicks’ section they had. All I could see was this beautiful, sleek model wearing suspender shorts….standing on her toes. WHY was she standing on her toes? Was she emulating wearing high heels? In bike suspender shorts? It was so…strange.…

The Latest in Bike Helmet Fashion

What are the things you look for when going to buy a new bike helmet? As light as possible? Good air ventilation? A color other than white, grey or black? (I personally now have a white helmet to keep it from heating up in the sun) Or perhaps you always wanted a polka dotted pink…

Win a GELBOT

Enter to win a sexy gelbot. Sick of getting gel/goo all over yourself while riding? Tired of having to put a sticky icky gel pack into your back pocket? Yeah, me too! This Water Bottle solves the issue – easy to get your gel and water on at the same time, or just your water.…