What is it with trying to buy women specific cycling clothes online? I keep finding the most inane pictures. The following are all stolen from TheClymb.com .
Check out this stupid Castelli shirt pic. What’s with the see through nipples? Is this to let me know I should wear sunblock on my boobs, otherwise my nipples might get sunburnt??
I see you don’t wear a sports bra while biking….
I’m not about to zoom in and compare nipples..oh wait, I am. OK after further analysis, it’s definitely the same pair of tits in the shirt below.
It must have been cold during the photoshoot
Also, they obviously had more than one model. And what’s with the creepy cropping out of the actual humans? Is this so I can visualize how skinny I would be in this shirt, and my boobs would magically become ultra perky?
This one is wearing a bra.
I’m just singling this one out because it’s fugly beyond belief.
I look like pink lizard skin
ALIEN BOOBS
In case you couldn’t tell, this shirt is designed to ENSURE you know I have BREASTS
And to round out the idiocy, check this one out – his pecs are so big that there is a gap between the bib and his body. /snorts
I have never met a male cyclist that looks like this.
Lululemon made this one recently. The eye bleach does nothing:
http://shop.lululemon.com/products/clothes-accessories/mens-shorts-gym/Sea-To-Sky-Bib-Short
And I found these that made me lol:
http://www.eu.lululemon.com/products/clothes-accessories/men-shorts/Cycling-Bib
http://shop.lululemon.com/products/clothes-accessories/shorts-run/Specialized-Bib-Short
The guy looks douchey and I just feel bad for the girl 😉
I’m amazed why is also out there for men. Some of the stuff is awful. I just wish people would stop wearing old see thru shorts, light weight summer see through shorts and white shorts all together. It’s a scary sight rolling down the river bed or in a pace line and the guy in front of you is showing you his worst side.