A friend of mine complained about how uncomfortable her bike saddle was. I had her send me pics; she has a Unity saddle (which is a brand owned by Giant bicycles). Check out these images below and it’s obvious as to what was causing the issue.

I look deceptively comfortable, don’t I? That’s how I lure the ladies in.

I like sunsets, walks on the beach, and GRINDING UP INTO YOUR DELICATE GIRL BITS

Just looking at the saddle makes my labia want to hide up into my vaginal canal. I know small, hard bike seats don’t look comfortable but your seat bones and girl parts will deeply appreciate it.

• Seats shouldn’t be too wide because it will rub up against the inside of your thighs
• Seats shouldn’t be too soft because you will sink into the saddle and it will pinch your nerves/veins in your tushy and cause problems
• Seats should have a cut out in the middle to let parts dangle freely in the wind

It’s like Goldilocks – you gotta find one that is juuuuust right, but avoid anything that looks like a couch!

And if you wanted to know, my friend replaced it with a Sunlight Cloud-9 saddle, so her girl bits could be on cloud nine while she biked.